the sexual tension between me and no one
tryna come up with a good text post like
im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.