lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte)

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me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

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aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

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niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability)

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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image

(Source: idioticteen)

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eenjolras:

how I learned photoshop:
I clicked on a lot of things.

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thetenantoftennant:

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

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lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

image

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Anonymous said: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

planet-troyler:

tyleroakleysslave:

tyleroakley:

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MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING

THE NOTES

OH, TYLER HOW YOU MAKE US LAUGH 

(Source: tyleroakley)

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