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Anonymous said: Post a pic of your cum in your hand

corpish:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

(Source: lubricates)

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joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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